Archive for March, 2007

Dumb Sign

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

I am not sure why but I am naturally drawn to dumb signs. I went to the servo to get some fuel which is I guess what one would do at the servo really. There was a sign that said: sweet eating rockmelons. I can understand the sweet bit. But I can’t for the life of me understand the eating bit before rockmelons. What else would you do with a rockmelon. How about ornamental rockmelons or throwing rockmelons. I think we are dumbing things down in society and to tell people that rockmelons are for eating is taking it a little too far.

Till Next Time Rockmelons Are For Eating,

Chops

Really Big News

Monday, March 19th, 2007

Gentle Reader, I have some big news we have confirmed our delivery date for our big arrival!!! I am very excited and have been awaiting this day for quite a while now.

Till Next Time I Am Still Very Excited,

Chops

Did I Just See That??

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

Mr Chops for a while has been leaving for work around six in the morning. I feel like some days I get to work and I wake up after that. This morning I saw something that I am not 100% convinced that I saw. On the other side of the highway I saw two motor bikes heading south and one was pulling a massive wheelstand. I could see it as it was coming towards me and then even checked my mirror and he was still wheelstanding at massive speed.

Till Next Time I Am Glad To Get Where I Am Going With Four Wheels On The Ground Let Alone Do It With Only One Wheel On The Ground,

Chops

Pyschadelic Pregnancy Pizza Dreams!!

Monday, March 12th, 2007

I am not sure if it was caused by the Pizza or the Pregnancy but Mrs Lovely One woke me in the middle of the night to tell me of two dreams she had. The first dream was that she had given birth to the peanut and it was a rather quick and painless transaction. The peanut when he appeared was a he and also when he was born he came out and looked like a 6 month old child and also came out clothed. Frankly a little strange there Mrs Lovely One. I am not sure if there is a little anxiety about the labor perhaps. I can understand why. I would not be looking forward to wanting to pass something around the size of a bowling ball out of the body.

The second dream was Mrs Lovely One was up at her parent’s farm and the baby once again was born but there was an elderly Pacific Island who she did not know. She needed to show them the appropriate hospitality and respect and it was very stressful for her.

People please keep away from being pregnant and having crazy dreams.

Till Next Time Don’t Mix Pregnancy and Pizza,

Chops

3% Is Better Than Nothing I Guess

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

Over the weekend we took a whole bunch of our Yoof from all over camping. Being the best of yoof leaders we took our yoof to a lake(dam). I am not sure why we insist on calling dams lakes. I think it is political correctness gone crazy that the word dam is somehow offensive. The dams in our locale are doing things pretty rough and despite rain for two days before we got there the dam was still at a very unbouyant 3%. To be honest the reason we went out there was the fact that camping was free and this even included ok toilet and showering facilities and powered sites. So cheap is good. We managed to take our yoof away for only $25 each for the weekend. Where else with waterside views and ensuite facilites could you go for $25!! No where let me just tell you.

Part of the adventure of looking after yoof is their unpredictable nature we were expecting 40ish. We actually had 60 turn up. So Mrs Lovely One who is rapidly becoming she of the swollen ankles had to venture out to the local shopping place and grab some cold meat for lunch and some snags for lunch the next day. We cleaned them out of cold meat pretty much that they had to slice us some more. After checking out the prices we could not beat the deli BBQ snags which were $2.95 a kilo. The other snags were double the price. I can not be beaten by bargains gentle reader. I unfortunately walked up and was served by the same girl at the deli. I warned her and asked if I should get this order from her coworkers as I had already bugged her for the sliced meat. I then had to ask her for 120 snags. I then instructed I would be back shortly and collect my deli bounty which I did. Because gentle reader I am way too important to wait for snags.

We spent the afternoon at the local pool who granted us a hefty discount. Which was surprising to us after we went on a recon trip in Jan and they told us they would not give a group discount. The proprietor then called for back up. Our 60 out gunned the locals who numbered between 6-10. Some made a quick escape. I don’t think the proprietor was accustomed to so many and set up up some witches hats and issued a whistle to one of our leaders. He thought the game we were playing which was basically throwing around a small soccer ball and then mugging whoever had the ball needed some formalisation and needed teams and goals and a whistle. The game soon petered out with the formalisation.

We wanted to give the kids dessert for dinner but because of the lack of refrigeration we couldn’t really so we snuck down to the local supermarket and grabbed 10litres of ice cream and some cones and happiness was every where. The locals that shared the car park with us looked at us like we were strange.

After a sumptious BBQ dinner we set up the data projector and shone it on the white back of the truck we brought out with us to carry our tables and supplies. This caused some interest from the others in the camp grounds. We showed some pics from the South Africa trip and I launched our new short term missions projects. We then showd thr original x-men movie. The boys spent a while on connecting the computer to the hefty car stereo of one of our mob. I watched the stars for a while before drifting comfortably off to sleep.

This morning was pretty hot and we ran out of bacon with the eggs! How our fearless leader thought that 2kg was enough for 40 hungry teens let alone 60 is beyond me. I did offer to get some more bacon yesterday. Thankfully the cooks were confused and accidently cooked one of the bags of snags. So we had less for lunch which was ok. We ended up having lunch at around 1030. I know that sounds early but when your teens get up at the crack of 5 1030 is half way through the day.

Between the eatings we packed everything down and also did a prayer labyrinth which seemed to work very well.

After just over a hour of a drive home we unpacked the truck and eskies and I had a nap and a shower cause it was stinking hot here today. I just checked the temp from the local weather station which is about 10k’s away as the crow flies and it was 38.2 at 3pm. So I am very glad we packed up early and drove home in air conditioned comfort.

Till Next Time Can We Air Condition The World??,

Chops